A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

cancerously:

dameofsound:

eridanschoiceass:

sardonicpuppeteer:

Zea requested rebloggable format.

OMG

IT’S BACK

IT’S FUCKING BACK

cancerously:

dameofsound:

eridanschoiceass:

sardonicpuppeteer:

Zea requested rebloggable format.

OMG

IT’S BACK

IT’S FUCKING BACK

clamjob:

a photo set of celebrities that block me on instagram for no reason

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

merlotte:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

*five-second-long fart noise*

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

kushaw:

developing an embarrassing crush more like

image

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

dekutree:

stop it

dekutree:

stop it